Lincoln Anderson / Marketing Technology / April 1st, 2008

Worst Phishing E-mail Ever

Dear Sir and/or Madam,

Greetings! I am the Prince of the Internet. It has come to my attention that all of your personal information has fallen into the wrong hands. Do not be alarmed though, I can quickly remedy this problem. You need only send the following information to

  • Full Name
  • Date of Birth
  • Mother’s Maiden Name
  • The name of your favorite pet
  • Address & Phone Number
  • P.O. Box (please include a penciled outline of the postal key so that we may verify stolen copies)
  • Social Security Number
  • Any uncashed Social Security cheques (we will return them at no cost to you)
  • Bank Account Number (and Routing Number, please. I will not be able to deposit my deceased father’s fortune into your bank account without the Routing Number)
  • 4-digit PIN
  • 5-digit PIN
  • 8-digit PIN
  • Go ahead and send us all the PINs you have
  • Online banking username/password
  • iTunes username/password
  • Webkinz username/password
  • Any locker combinations and the location of your secret diary
  • The details of where you were last night and who that girl was you were talking to

Please expedite this information as quickly as possible, before a nefarious web-pirate takes control of your identity and ruins your life.

Warmest Regards,

Njalawa Khoszvenya

Prince of the Internet